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The Owl Ring and the Smiling Bag
You could quote the Maltese Falcon if you'd like. Or you could just mumble, "Life just handed me lemons. I'm just gonna make some delicious lemonade, and kick back and watch some Twin Peaks."
Right now, you may be asking, "What does this have to do with me though?" Right? Because it always has to be about you... Well, if you ever find yourself on Jeopardy, and Alex Trebek asks (Or is it answers? That show is SO confusing!), "The result of mixing Twin Peaks on repeat, a Moog, and some homemade electronics, after a hurricane has just barfed on your life," then ring that buzzer and blurt out WHAT IS PINKYSQUEAK! Feel free to look at your two competitors and give them your most intimidating "suck it, nerds" look while you're at it.
So, that's the word, turd. Basically, what "Dark Side of the Moon" did for "The Wizard of Oz," PinkySqueak has managed to do the same with "The Owl Ring and the Smiling Bag" for "Twin Peaks." Plus, you can save the money you would have had to spend on weed when watching "The Wizard" and buy some ice cold lemonade instead! That's what they call a win/win! |
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