. . . And a free Record!
Look, all you have to do is match the songs at the left with the sentiment or subject matter at the right! Just take a guess, so I'll feel like I didn't go to all this trouble for nothing. I'm finally updating the site, and all free copies have been given away. However you can still get the "Vodka" single for a very low price from Backporch Revolution.
OK, so you're not going to get all of our inside jokes--Hell,
even in the band only Anthony deciphered them all... so just guess
(some of these can be figured out without ever having heard the
songs, lucky you!).
Song Title |
Sentiment |
---|---|
1. (You Loved Me for My) Cigarettes | A. Taking your anger out on inanimate objects, Pt. 1 |
2. Particle Board | B. That Joe Don Baker likes his Schlitz |
3. Marxist Waitress | C. Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! |
4. Bootlicker | D. Drinking, driving and paranoid schizophrenia |
5. Jub-jub | E. Tout le monde aime Linden toujours |
6. Ashtray | F. What a drag! |
7. Darlin' You Made Me Cry | G. Republican war on basketball |
8. (Theme from) Mitchell | H. The Gospel of Broken Hearts |
9. Moner Lisa | I. Beer : Liquor :: Beer goggles : ______ |
10. Vodka | J. Aunt Selma Bouvier's lizard |