. . . And a free Record!
Look, all you have to do is match the songs at the left with the sentiment or subject matter at the right! Just take a guess, so I'll feel like I didn't go to all this trouble for nothing. I'm finally updating the site, and all free copies have been given away. However you can still get the "Vodka" single for a very low price from Backporch Revolution.
OK, so you're not going to get all of our inside jokes--Hell,
even in the band only Anthony deciphered them all... so just guess
(some of these can be figured out without ever having heard the
songs, lucky you!).
|1. (You Loved Me for My) Cigarettes||A. Taking your anger out on inanimate objects, Pt. 1|
|2. Particle Board||B. That Joe Don Baker likes his Schlitz|
|3. Marxist Waitress||C. Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!|
|4. Bootlicker||D. Drinking, driving and paranoid schizophrenia|
|5. Jub-jub||E. Tout le monde aime Linden toujours|
|6. Ashtray||F. What a drag!|
|7. Darlin' You Made Me Cry||G. Republican war on basketball|
|8. (Theme from) Mitchell||H. The Gospel of Broken Hearts|
|9. Moner Lisa||I. Beer : Liquor :: Beer goggles : ______|
|10. Vodka||J. Aunt Selma Bouvier's lizard|
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